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    Short Play

    Post by Jade Hawk on Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:06 am

    This is a skit I wrote for my youth group. Yes, I did use the names of myself, my brother and my sister, but I ran out of name ideas. I hope you enjoy it. It could probably be a tad funnier though.

    Emma: Schizophrenia is a true mental disorder, where an individual claims to hear voices other than their own in their head. These voices can or can not communicate with the individual, and the individual believes that these voices are of a paranormal source, not their own imagination nor creativity. However, multiple personality disorder is a myth. Those who truly believe they 'suffer' from this delusion may be experiencing schizophrenia, or are seeking attention by creating one or more alternative personalities to act upon.

    Jade walks in

    Jade: Liar. YOU have multiple personality disorder!

    Emma: No! You are my own creation, as an alternative personality, even though our written biographies are very similar. Sometimes it's fun to act a little differently from who I normally am.

    Jade: How does that work? You are me.

    Emma: No, you are me.

    Jade: Same thing.

    Emma: I based you off of myself. You are me, but manipulated slightly. You are who I want to be. Sometimes. You are who I want others to view me as.

    Jade: I am my own person, in your body. I am who I am, and YOU can't manipulate MY personality. Right Roxy?

    Roxy walks in

    Roxy: How do you except to change someone else's personality?

    Emma: I don't. I'm changing my own personality. A made up one.

    Roxy: So you DO have more than one personality!

    Emma: No, I'm using my imagination and creativity to create a new persona.

    Roxy crosses her arms

    Roxy: You didn't create us. You can't control us.

    Emma: Yes I can! You are me! If I told you to stand over there and hop, you would do it! Go on then. Hop!

    Roxy gets angry

    Roxy: No! You can't tell me what to do!

    Emma: Well fine, maybe I can't get you to do that, but you're still a figment of my imagination.

    Steve walks in

    Steve: And who's imagination are you a figment of?

    Emma: No one's. I am me.

    Jade: And I am me

    Roxy: And I am me.

    Steve: And I am me.

    Emma: No, you are all me!

    Jake walks in

    Jake: I like coffee!

    Everyone stops and stares at Jake

    Emma: Of course you do! I like coffee too. Everyone here does because they are all me! They all share my taste buds.

    Jade: I don't like coffee

    Steve: I'm a tea person, myself.

    Landon walks in

    Landon: Me too. I can stand coffee, but I much prefer tea. 2 sugars!

    Steve: Nah, man! No sugar. Just milk.

    Roxy: Black coffee, no sugar. So strong, you can stand your spoon up in it!

    Jade: Ewwy!! I like orange juice!

    Emma: Guys?

    Jake: No milk in the coffee. But sugar is a must! As much sugar as your teeth can handle!

    Roxy: No way! That's too sweet for me.

    Jade: Orange juice! Orange juice!

    Emma: Guys, we were talking about alternative personalities?

    Landon: I like a lot of sugar in my tea, but not too much or it becomes sickening.

    Steve: Earl Grey. Truly delightful!

    Landon: Not English breakfast?

    Roxy: I can handle a nice mint or berry herbal tea.

    Jade: Green tea?

    Roxy: Never!

    Jake: No tea! Just coffee!

    Emma slowly backs away as they argue

    The lights dim, everyone exits the stage except Emma. Lights come back

    Emma: Schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, or pure imagination. At least life never gets boring! And Roxy sure can help with that nasty homework!




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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Zalgo the Imminent on Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:58 am

    FUCK. YES.

    Jade, I officially love you. Just so you know.
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Guest on Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:38 am

    Hehe- this made me chuckle, the chaos of the human mind, brilliant and crazy at the same time.
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    Post by Jade Hawk on Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:24 pm

    Hahah thanks guys ^.^ Love you too!




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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Deamonata on Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:24 am

    is it bad that all I got from that is that Tea is nice....
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Jade Hawk on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:06 am

    Coffee...




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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Deamonata on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:58 pm

    yorkshire tea ftw
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Zalgo the Imminent on Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:02 pm

    JUST KEEP GOING WITH THE STORY! I AM INTRIGUED!
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Jade Hawk on Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:30 pm

    It's just a short skit. Tiny play. Story over. Tadaaaaaa!




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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Zalgo the Imminent on Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:06 pm

    But I want more!

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    Post by Jade Hawk on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:12 pm

    I'll... see what I can do. JUST for you! XD Yeah?




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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Zalgo the Imminent on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:36 am

    YAY!

    Now I'm happy again!

    See?

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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Zalgo the Imminent on Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:54 am

    Hmmm...

    Random thought...

    Upon further examination, I notice the name "Emma"...

    Is that your name? Like, your real name?
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Guest on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:22 am

    haha how wrong you are.
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Guest on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:37 am

    haha nice Thumbs Up What a Face
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    Re: Short Play

    Post by Jade Hawk on Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:40 pm

    Haha no. It's not. Nice guess though. My real name isn't any of those.




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