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    Straight Outta Mordor-The Wizards

    Post by BladierDoesDEATH!! on Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:08 pm

    I be that potion mixin', spell castin', dragon ridin' wizard
    Got a 3 foot hat with a 6 foot beard, and its only gettin' bigger
    Put a staff up in my hand, and I'll shrink you down to size
    All I need is a tail of a newt, and some platypus eyes.
    I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce
    I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce
    Gimme my spells, gimme my book - gimme my cauldron and something to cook
    I'm a crazy ass wizard, I ain't gonna die
    Trust me on that - Many have tried.
    Slow it down just for a minute
    Wizards in the rap game? we gonna win it.
    Let's begin it everybody in the room stand and shout
    Its those magical fools - the wizards all up in the house

    Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
    Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
    Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
    Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.

    I'm a wizard bitch - you can't defeat me
    Cause I'm a predator 2, like Danny Glover on a GT.
    And when I rap son - I cast spells
    And when I'm bangin' your wench - I make it rain like Kells.
    Yes I did, and I'll do it again
    I'm from the city of wind, we keep our wenches on bend.
    You could lock me up - but i'll break out -
    Whistle for my dragon with the diamond saddle caked out.
    And then we hit the club, and then we tip the potion
    Hey yo bitch, break out the lotion
    And now lather up - and lather down
    Grab ahold of my staff, and go to town
    You think I'm playin' huh? Bout what I'm sayin' huh?
    Don't make me get out my spell book, now you prayin' huh.

    Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
    Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
    Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
    Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
    Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
    We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly

    You know who it be - It's that crazy ass mage
    Walking out the goblin fortress with my loaded 12 gauge
    I be flyin' on a dragon - you be ridin' in a rental
    While you dance up in the club, I summon blizzard elementals
    Bow down you bitch, and show this wizard respect
    I'll either bust you with a staff or I'll blast you with a tech
    Fuck that fool Harry Potter - he ain't nothin' but a bitch
    Actin' like a little girl - might as well call him witch
    I'm a wizard. You can tell by these nuts,
    And I'm throwin' out spells cause I know so much
    Simply put I am the best, always down for a quest
    And I never leave the castle without a bullet proof vest
    Weak ass apprentice - you can't see me
    I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D

    Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
    Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
    Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
    Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
    Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
    We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly
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    Re: Straight Outta Mordor-The Wizards

    Post by Zalgo the Imminent on Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:47 am

    LOLWUT

    Also, I stole your comment virginity.

    So. Yeah.

    *Eats CV*

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