Engi: Come to anonymatrix ^_^ We have milk
Engi: Come to anonymatrix ^_^ We dont wear pants~
Laurel: "Welcome to Anonymatrix; WE don't bite.....well most of us dont"
Engi: "We dont bite.. exept aki and Cryptic."
Engi: "Welcome to the insomniac forum ^_^"
Banather: Anonymatrix. Sanity Optional.
Laurel: "Anonymatrix; The place where sanity is optional xD"
Engi: "Welcome to Anonymatrix! No, we are not sane. Yes, we want your pockets!"
Laurel: "Welcome to Anonymatrix; Please don't feed the wild animals"
Engi: "Welcome to anonymatrix! Here you can roleplay, write stories, and eat to your hearts content! Warning: Food is not supplied."
Engi: "Welcome to anonymatrix. We need the money upfront or well shoot her."
Laurel: "Welcome to Anonymatrix; where our slogans are hilarious and have something to do with Food, and how Sanity is optional"
Laurel: "Welcome to Anonymatrix; Don't let the other people scare you, they are really quite nice.......I hope"
Engi: "Welcome to insomniac matri-- Pardon? They do sleep???
Engi: "Welcome to anony-- Ohh, puppies~"
Laurel: "Anonymatrix: Where you can have an ENDLESS amount of fun, even if that means talking to yourself in chat for an hour, so you dont get logged off when someone else gets online"
Laurel: "Anonymatrix: A Crazy Weird Random Family made up of people from all over the world, of all ages"
Engi: "Welcome! Presantly, we are trying to find a clever name that shows how insane, fun, and filling we are! ^_^ Join with ideas!"
Laurel: "Welcome to Anonymatrix: Free spontaneous Laurel Hats, Available upon entering the Chat Window"
Jade: Welcome to Anonymatrix. Please leave your sanity at the door